hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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