Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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