Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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