I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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