Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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