ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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