ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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