i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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