i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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