Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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