i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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