Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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