We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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