and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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