Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Randomize
