There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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