That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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