So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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