Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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