I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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