I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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