Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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