brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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