any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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