I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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