why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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