Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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