he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
