no, he came in my armpit
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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