just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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