is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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