There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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