I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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