I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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