found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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