Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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