honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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