Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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