thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
