So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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