it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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