Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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