On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
another moral hangover. fuck.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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