Is it because I queefed?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize