i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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