Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's like God shit irony all over that family
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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