She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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