The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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