I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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