so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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