After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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