and she was petting her beer can
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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