She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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