Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
did i walk over a car last night?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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