Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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