spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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