I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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